CHAPTER 2 In hindsight, the headmaster was a sod, and getting myself a hangover just before a four hour bus ride through the countryside was a terrible idea.  I’d taken … Read More

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“The Queen is just fine, Oliver, leave it,” said Prime Minister Bertram Humps (Labour) while visibly irritated with this reporter. The PM went on to pantomime taking a phone call … Read More

Vladimir Putin was assassinated Tuesday evening, by an unidentified gunman in a Chinese food restaurant in Sergiyev Posad, a small village to the northeast of Moscow. Two bullets to the … Read More