CHAPTER 2 In hindsight, the headmaster was a sod, and getting myself a hangover just before a four hour bus ride through the countryside was a terrible idea. I’d taken … Read More
Author: Oliver Chutney
Did Cultists set dangerous St. Davids Shopping Centre Fire?
A prank gone wrong? Or Arthurian cultists attacking the newly opened Sharpes Shopping Centre in St. Davids? Karl Sheepshank, butcher and proprietor of Knife + Apron, claims to have seen … Read More
Prime Minister has not seen QE2 in person in “quite some time”
“The Queen is just fine, Oliver, leave it,” said Prime Minister Bertram Humps (Labour) while visibly irritated with this reporter. The PM went on to pantomime taking a phone call … Read More
BREAKING: Putin “Assassinated by Circus Bear,” per KGB reports
Vladimir Putin was assassinated Tuesday evening, by an unidentified gunman in a Chinese food restaurant in Sergiyev Posad, a small village to the northeast of Moscow. Two bullets to the … Read More
Myrddin raises rates, again
The public-private venture that boasts “Kingly power, common prices,” is raising their service rates once again. Myrddin, the power venture responsible for unearthing the Sword, recently announced that they will … Read More
Golden pheasant family discovered near Loch Ness
A family of Golden Pheasants – never catalogued in the UK in recorded history – have been discovered near Loch Ness, in Allanfearn. The brightly colored birds, once native exclusively … Read More
Is this the fastest seven-year-old in the world?
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi … Read More